Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Fuck them Lalas

i hate all things lala. I seriously fucking dislike all fucking things lala. they're a fucking disgrace to Chinese, they're a disgrace to our forefathers, they're a fucking disgrace to people who speak English (when they do speak English) and they're a disgrace to whichever culture they're trying to follow, in this case its either Japanese or Taiwanese.

Worst of all, i hate seeing shitty lala guys walking around with an hot-to-average looking non-lala girl. thats like the biggest fucking insult to all other normal-to-cool guys out there. its worst then hitting jackpot but losing the betting ticket.

The bad news for me, I'm studying at TAR College. seeing lalas is unavoidable. sometimes my eyes even get a fucking overdose of lalas. Some more i'm in SSH.

Lalas think they're like cool with their, green, red, blue, dark purple, blonde, barbie blonde, white, pink, and all kinds of other shitty colors. I've nothing against dyed hair as long as it looks natural and not too striking. we as asians should always try to keep our heritage intact.

Anyways, for all the lalas out there who happened to read this, or even if you don't, i just gotta tell you, fucking go and shave bald. or i'll fucking shave your head into patches. and this goes to the girls as well.

Lalas think they're damn cool and all dressing up to college. You know what, its fucking college for fuck sake. No one gives a fuck. Not me, not the lecturers and certainly not the very normal looking students. We don't even give a fuck you guys come to college nakkid (ok, maybe we do, by gathering round and beating you to a pulp).

Lalas, especially those who speak a little engrish, think they're cool and stylish by flinging engrish here and there. well, you are most certain-fucking-ly not. you guys only make yourselves look stupid by exposing to the whole fucking whole that the size of your brain is as big as a pea.

Lalas who know a little technology think they're cool by studying designing and shit, playing with rich gadgets and cam-whoring like some bimbos. hey, are you guys trying to fucking WIPE OUT THE WHOLE WORLD? get real weih. Lalas only compromise like what, 0.0001% of the human population. even if you guys are just naturally stupid, at least be considerate. think of your parents at the least.

And FYI all you Lalas out there. your clothing style stinks shit. you guys are Malaysians. fucking act and dress more Malaysian for fuck sake. don't try to be Jap or Taiwanese. We don't fucking want that. in fact, they don't even fucking want that.

I know of this guy, whose profile i happened to stumble upon while clearing up my friendster. Idiot thinks he's damn cool with shitload of piercings and tattoos, and occasionally applying makeup or some shit. He dyes his hair in colors and camwhores fucking lots. And best part is, he's supposedly an X-Japan fan or some shit. I bet my bottom-fucking-dollar that guy doesn't even know who Hide is or how Hide died.
You guys can check his friendster or something, really fucking horrible. i think he's like one of the moar lala-ish lalas around weih.

check THIS LINK for more info. check out the pics while you're at it.

And girls, y'all can do better then choosing a lala guy. (only meant for non-lala girls) Menyakitkan hati most guys around to see normal girls walking side-by-side, sometimes hand-in-hand with some really lala shit.

anyways, that should be bout it. anything else i'll just add in later.

6 comments:

Ziwen said...

I agree! they are a disgrace. Let's burn em' out.

Hanzo said...

lol a wtf post la. But i'm inclined to agree with you. We could always burn them at the stake like witches you know ? Cause some of them really dress up like one.

shootmekaoru said...

omg i love this post man . i love it . i worship you .

Epic Zhengguan said...

haha. we're all for the cause of anti-lalas.XD

Epic Zhengguan said...

haha i am god. lol

Bevan said...

Fuck them LaLas! yay!